User manual GAMES NINTENDO GAMECUBE WARIO WARE-MEGA PARTY GAME$

[. . . ] OFFICIAL NINTENDO POWER PLAYER'S GUIDE AVAILABLE AT YOUR NEAREST RETAILER!www. nintendo. com PRINTED IN USA My mysterious diary OF MYSTERY!!! INSTRUCTION BOOKLET P LE A S E C A R E FU LLY R E A D T HE S E P A R A T E HE A LT H A N D S A F E T Y P R E C A U T IO N S B O O K L E T IN C L U D E D W IT H T H IS P R O D U C T B E F O R E U S IN G Y O U R N IN T E N D O ® H A R D W A R E S Y S T E M , G A M E D IS C O R A C C E S S O R Y . T H IS B O O K L E T C O N T A IN S IM P O R T A N T H E A L T H A N D S A F E T Y IN F O R M A T IO N . IM P O R T A N T S A F E T Y IN F O R M A T IO N : R E A D T H E F O L L O W IN G W A R N IN G S B E F O R E Y O U O R Y O U R C H IL D P L A Y V ID E O G A M E S WARNING - Electric Shock To avoid electric shock when you use this system: Do not use the Nintendo GameCube during a lightning storm. Do not use the AC adapter if it has damaged, split or broken cords or wires. [. . . ] How's this sound? This game gets more tough every time you lose a microgame!Sensei said the most important thing for a growing ninja is a good sense of balance!While you're wobbling back and forth, yell out "TIMBER!" to see if you can make your buddies mess up and fall! Wobbly Bobbly It's been such a long time since I've written in a diary!I can write cursive, even though they don't teach that at ninja school! AUG 10th Forecast: Blazingly hot I love the city in the summer!!No, seriously, the air conditioner in our taxi's busted, and I'm one HOT dog!Dribble, give that diary a rest, and let's play Milky Way Delirium! How about this!? The way it works is you win the microgame and then blast the asteroids and mark `em for yerself!Yo, Dribble, you might be good at the microgames, but you'll never win if you don't pick the right asteroid to blasteroid!Making alliances with other players before the game ain't fair, but give it a try if you stink at the game. Milky Way Delirium AUG 11th Forecast: scattered showers Do you recall the storm clouds that were hanging around last night?I did it with a little invention I created using the theory of balloonic entropy. I've discovered the equation of success! I've no interest in this diary nonsense. The person playing the microgame when the balloon explodes is a loser!While carefully timing the incremental increases in balloon size, scream BLAMMO at the top of your lungs to scare other players--this approach has proven successful in lab experiments. It might benefit you to lose a microgame or two in order to time it so that you aren't playing when it blows! Balloon Bang Scientificky mustache Bzzz AUG 12th Forecast: Cicadas!!They say I don't do anything, that I just walk around getting in everyone's way and eating their donuts. I hate work, and this diary's turning into one big chore! Irritate your pals! This is my kind of game!Try unplugging your opponents' Controllers when they're not looking!If you start to lose, just tell everybody, "I'm gonna hurl!" and run away. If you spend all of your time on the microgames, somebody will steal your cards!All your buddies are trying to steal your cards, so you better steal `em first!It's all luck, don'tcha know!? AUG 15th Forecast: It's space. I love seeing people (and aliens) come together for the common good! Hullo!I've been alive for 2004 years, and I still hate writing in diaries! All for One! Best friends? All the players use their spotlights to help the person playing the microgame. [. . . ] This video gam is not designed for use w any unauthorized copying device or any e ith unlicensed accessory. Use of any such device w invalidate your Nintendo product ill w arranty. Nintendo (and/or any Nintendo licensee or distributor) is not responsible for any dam or loss caused by the use of any such device. If use of such device causes age your gam to stop operating, disconnect the device carefully to avoid dam and e age resum norm gam play. [. . . ]